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Hi, I'm Johnny Cash... [Jan. 13th, 2006|03:56 pm]
benji and kathleen hanna skip hand in hand
benjizariotgirl
[rustysmurf]

Application:

Basics

Name:
Death Smurf. .... or Stephanie. Either one is good for me.
Age: 16... so probably older than everyone else
Location: Washington, but I'm down with the EB ...yo
Sexual Preference: None
Current Underwear color: some kind of leopard print or some shit. Honestly I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be

eye color: Brown
hair color: The box says Light Reddish-Blonde. Naturally brown
height: 5'1" (yeah, I'm short. What are you gonna do about it, bitch?)
weight: I would guess around 110

Personal Things

do you like the rain?
I said I live in Washington, didn't I?
do you wear make up? Eyeliner, eyeshadow, and lipstick. I don't fuck with foundation and shit
do you play an instrument? Nope
if so, which one? Still don't play one
do you want to be a cowboy? Only for the penis
do you like wearing dresses? I would if I were a cowboy
if not, what the hell is your problem? Dresses are a social construct created by the man to keep us down. (I do like wearing dresses)

Favorites n stuff

Favorite musicians (band, group, artist, ect...):
Would it be cheating to copy my list from myspace? If so, I don't give a shit: Velvet Undergound, Choking Victim/Leftover Crack, Talking Heads, Pixies, Dead Kennedys, New York Dolls, The Clash, The Ramones, The Buzzcocks, The Cramps, The Misfits, The Stooges, The Germs... fuckin anything that starts with "The", GG Allin, Wire, Slaughter and the Dogs, Bad Religion, RAZED IN BLACK, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Operation Ivy, Bad Brains, Iggy Pop, Wesley Willis, Lou Reed, Stiff Little Fingers, Richard Hell, Television, Jack Off Jill, Babyland, Orgy, Zeromancer!!!, The Beatles, Cat Stevens, Dr. Dre, Pink Floyd, FEAR, Gin Blossoms, The Stitches, X-Ray Spex Edit: forgot about the Phenomenauts. Even though I'm not cool enough to have actually seen them
Favorite movies: Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror, American Beauty, The Meaning of Life, Requiem for a Dream
Favorite books: Franny and Zooey, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, The Catcher in the Rye, Less Than Zero (coincidentally, apart from a few Chuck Palahniuk books, those are the only books I've read)
Favorite classic cartoon (like bugs bunny and shit): Fuck Bugs Bunny. Sorry, that shit always gave me the creeps
Favorite musical: RHPS (fucking duh). Hedwig comes in second
Favorite type of popcorn (caramel, regular, buttered, blah blah blah): Buttered. A lot of butter
Favorite adjective: used. (no, I have no idea. I've been thinking for a couple minutes)
Favorite foreign cuisine: Do Chinese and Mexican even count? I'll say Indian in case they don't

Least favorite musicians? fucking Coldplay. Fuck fucking Coldplay. And John Mayer. That guy is a douche. And the Black Eyed Peas are pretty bad too. Plus all that emo/hardcore fucking stupid-ass shit. Fuck all that stuff. Hardcore punk can be okay, and I'm sure there is some emo and hardcore that doesn't make me want to shoot the people responsible for its creation, but I haven't heard it yet
Least favorite movies? DONNIE MOTHERFUCKING DARKO! That movie was such an overrated pile of horseshit. Seriously, it blew. Anyone who says that it changed their life is a fucking moron. And anyone who says it opened their mind to new ideas or that it was really deep or some shit can go fucking fuck themselves because they are obviously as shallow and worthless as this steaming pile of cinematic manure
Least favorite books? I'm too stupid to have a least favorite book
Least favorite classic cartoon? all of them
Least favorite musical? almost all of them
Least favorite popcorn? Man, I really hate a lot of stuff. Pretty much any kind of popcorn that isn't buttered isn't good in my opinion
Least favorite adjective? used.
Least favorite foreign cuisine? I've never tried English food, but I hear it sucks. And Canadian shit doesn't sound too good either

This or That
buritto or taco?
Burrito, usually
cats or dogs? Cats are pretty cool, even though I'm allergic to them
halloween or christmas? Christmas. Halloween is sort of useless
guitar or bass? They're both important.

Drugs

do you smoke pot?
If I said no, would you all think I'm uncool?
do you smoke crack? Nope, and I don't plan to
do you smoke cigarettes? I try not to
do you do any other drugs? Not regularly anymore (In case you hadn't guessed, I was joking about the pot thing. I'm sort of a pothead)
which ones? I've sampled all the major categories. I <3 opiates (first time in my life I've ever used the "<3" thing, by the way)

Other

Do you love Xeena and Chelsea?
You bet your sweet ass I do (makes thexxual thrust)
Are you a riot girl? Hell-mother-god-damn-fucking-shit-ass-turkey-cunt-balls NO!
Do you know benji? You mean... like in the biblical sense?
Do you love benji? All night long
Is Benji hot? Like a tin roof (...?)
In your opinion, is benji a riot girl? Why? Absolutely. The guy listens to effing Bikini Kill for fuck's sake
Who told you about the community? The Benj-meister

Added Questions

Which letter of the alphabet is the hottest to you?
X! .... am I hardcore yet? But seriously, S, because I'm conceited
Why do rappers wear diamond-encrusted gold teeth? Because the man has been oppressing their people for centuries and now they have finally found a way to rise up and reclaim what is rightfully theirs. ...you fucking racist
Why is "Light My Fire" so cliche? Because that song has always been hella bad and people love shit that sucks. ...actually I have no fucking idea what you're talking about
Do you like to have sex? I don't have a lot of sex, really. So I can't accurately say for sure. But I enjoyed it when I did
Whats your favoite position? Only ever tried missionary
Best animal ever? Alf
Does Barbie Rock your socks? Abso-fuckin-lutely


Promote us! and prove it! please!
No. Sorry, but no. Benji already promoted in the only community I have promoting privilages in, so I don't see the point. And I'm not going to promote in my journal because I haven't even been accepted yet, so why the hell should I be promoting some assholes who might reject me?

You must add a question to the application! Fine. Maybe I will.

Does there really exist such a thing as leftover crack? No. No there does not.

Pictures (minimum of one)



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Comments:
From: severedlimbs
2006-01-14 01:25 am (UTC)

yesum

+i thought my little community had died but than you came all up in this shit and showed me what hope was.

+most of your bands.

+cold play sucks my fucking balls

+your application was a lot to handle. yeah...

by the way. benji hates bikini kill. i think. at least thats what he told me. mmmhmmm.

X would odviously make us think you were hardcore because we all odviously are straight edge. jeez.
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From: rustysmurf
2006-01-14 04:09 am (UTC)

Re: yesum

I was unaware of the fact that Benji doesn't like Bikini Kill. In that case, I'm not really sure if he's a riot girl

By the way, is a riot girl the same as a "riot grrl"?
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[User Picture]From: xeena_rocks
2006-01-14 05:01 am (UTC)

Re: yesum

yes, we spelled it wrong on purpose...i can't remember why we did...but i think we had a reason
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[User Picture]From: countykid
2006-01-14 01:44 am (UTC)

No fuck fucking way

I was down with it until you said Bugs Bunny creeped you out.

Coldplay kicks ass.

Light My Fire is a great song.

Donnie Darko was a great movie.

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[User Picture]From: _missmegan
2006-01-14 02:29 am (UTC)
can i im indifferent??? i mean u sound fucking awesome on one side but on the other side im like um ok... i dunno if im some kind of tie breaker or something im sure i could chose.
+on ur icon though:P
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From: rustysmurf
2006-01-14 04:15 am (UTC)
I'm sorry, but I don't really know how to sway you. If you don't like me, I guess that's that.

Would a strange picture I made change your mind?

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From: severedlimbs
2006-01-14 06:33 am (UTC)
i just peed a little...
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[User Picture]From: _missmegan
2006-01-14 07:27 am (UTC)
sorry haah YES. lol. the pic isnt needed. i dont think i have the heart to reject anyone bc i know it sux to be rejected:P.. so yeah YA
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[User Picture]From: _missmegan
2006-01-14 02:33 am (UTC)
are u saying u hate harcore emo/punk or everything hardcore like metal-- if u hate metal... well then no. ( but i understand why u dont like it either... )
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From: rustysmurf
2006-01-14 04:07 am (UTC)
What I hate is like screamo and shit. I have a ton of respect metal. I don't listen to it too much, but I completely respect real metal. I just don't like dumb whiney assholes screaming about some chick over some pop-ass "hardcore" riff.

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[User Picture]From: _missmegan
2006-01-14 07:25 am (UTC)
oh yeah whiney-- murder. lol. i hate whiney stuff. but yes real metal kicks ballx.
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[User Picture]From: _missmegan
2006-01-14 07:28 am (UTC)
oh and u think ur old being 16.. IM 19!!:P
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[User Picture]From: xeena_rocks
2006-01-14 06:47 am (UTC)
i liked a lot of stuff, but i'm too fucking lazy to list it all so...+++++++velvet underground, and most of your bands. also, if you had chosen X as the hottest letter of course we would think you're hardcore...i mean, my name starts with X, and i'm pretty much the most hardcorenest biatch in town
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[User Picture]From: xeena_rocks
2006-01-14 06:47 am (UTC)

yes

that was a yes
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From: rustysmurf
2006-01-14 07:17 am (UTC)
Yeah, you are way hardcore :)
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[User Picture]From: desired_donkey
2006-01-14 06:16 pm (UTC)

Yes

I like Coldplay. And Donnie Darko. But I like your sense of irony.
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[User Picture]From: insane_llama
2006-01-14 08:48 pm (UTC)

yes

i liked your app, and music, and such things. also, you founded i_bet_you_suck.

oh, and i liked that your added question was a reference to a leftover crack gimmick
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