|Hi, I'm Johnny Cash...
||[Jan. 13th, 2006|03:56 pm]
benji and kathleen hanna skip hand in hand
Name: Death Smurf. .... or Stephanie. Either one is good for me.
Age: 16... so probably older than everyone else
Location: Washington, but I'm down with the EB ...yo
Sexual Preference: None
Current Underwear color: some kind of leopard print or some shit. Honestly I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be
eye color: Brown
hair color: The box says Light Reddish-Blonde. Naturally brown
height: 5'1" (yeah, I'm short. What are you gonna do about it, bitch?)
weight: I would guess around 110
do you like the rain? I said I live in Washington, didn't I?
do you wear make up? Eyeliner, eyeshadow, and lipstick. I don't fuck with foundation and shit
do you play an instrument? Nope
if so, which one? Still don't play one
do you want to be a cowboy? Only for the penis
do you like wearing dresses? I would if I were a cowboy
if not, what the hell is your problem? Dresses are a social construct created by the man to keep us down. (I do like wearing dresses)
Favorites n stuff
Favorite musicians (band, group, artist, ect...): Would it be cheating to copy my list from myspace? If so, I don't give a shit: Velvet Undergound, Choking Victim/Leftover Crack, Talking Heads, Pixies, Dead Kennedys, New York Dolls, The Clash, The Ramones, The Buzzcocks, The Cramps, The Misfits, The Stooges, The Germs... fuckin anything that starts with "The", GG Allin, Wire, Slaughter and the Dogs, Bad Religion, RAZED IN BLACK, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Operation Ivy, Bad Brains, Iggy Pop, Wesley Willis, Lou Reed, Stiff Little Fingers, Richard Hell, Television, Jack Off Jill, Babyland, Orgy, Zeromancer!!!, The Beatles, Cat Stevens, Dr. Dre, Pink Floyd, FEAR, Gin Blossoms, The Stitches, X-Ray Spex Edit: forgot about the Phenomenauts. Even though I'm not cool enough to have actually seen them
Favorite movies: Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror, American Beauty, The Meaning of Life, Requiem for a Dream
Favorite books: Franny and Zooey, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, The Catcher in the Rye, Less Than Zero (coincidentally, apart from a few Chuck Palahniuk books, those are the only books I've read)
Favorite classic cartoon (like bugs bunny and shit): Fuck Bugs Bunny. Sorry, that shit always gave me the creeps
Favorite musical: RHPS (fucking duh). Hedwig comes in second
Favorite type of popcorn (caramel, regular, buttered, blah blah blah): Buttered. A lot of butter
Favorite adjective: used. (no, I have no idea. I've been thinking for a couple minutes)
Favorite foreign cuisine: Do Chinese and Mexican even count? I'll say Indian in case they don't
Least favorite musicians? fucking Coldplay. Fuck fucking Coldplay. And John Mayer. That guy is a douche. And the Black Eyed Peas are pretty bad too. Plus all that emo/hardcore fucking stupid-ass shit. Fuck all that stuff. Hardcore punk can be okay, and I'm sure there is some emo and hardcore that doesn't make me want to shoot the people responsible for its creation, but I haven't heard it yet
Least favorite movies? DONNIE MOTHERFUCKING DARKO! That movie was such an overrated pile of horseshit. Seriously, it blew. Anyone who says that it changed their life is a fucking moron. And anyone who says it opened their mind to new ideas or that it was really deep or some shit can go fucking fuck themselves because they are obviously as shallow and worthless as this steaming pile of cinematic manure
Least favorite books? I'm too stupid to have a least favorite book
Least favorite classic cartoon? all of them
Least favorite musical? almost all of them
Least favorite popcorn? Man, I really hate a lot of stuff. Pretty much any kind of popcorn that isn't buttered isn't good in my opinion
Least favorite adjective? used.
Least favorite foreign cuisine? I've never tried English food, but I hear it sucks. And Canadian shit doesn't sound too good either
This or That
buritto or taco? Burrito, usually
cats or dogs? Cats are pretty cool, even though I'm allergic to them
halloween or christmas? Christmas. Halloween is sort of useless
guitar or bass? They're both important.
do you smoke pot? If I said no, would you all think I'm uncool?
do you smoke crack? Nope, and I don't plan to
do you smoke cigarettes? I try not to
do you do any other drugs? Not regularly anymore (In case you hadn't guessed, I was joking about the pot thing. I'm sort of a pothead)
which ones? I've sampled all the major categories. I <3 opiates (first time in my life I've ever used the "<3" thing, by the way)
Do you love Xeena and Chelsea? You bet your sweet ass I do (makes thexxual thrust)
Are you a riot girl? Hell-mother-god-damn-fucking-shit-ass-turkey-cunt-balls NO!
Do you know benji? You mean... like in the biblical sense?
Do you love benji? All night long
Is Benji hot? Like a tin roof (...?)
In your opinion, is benji a riot girl? Why? Absolutely. The guy listens to effing Bikini Kill for fuck's sake
Who told you about the community? The Benj-meister
Which letter of the alphabet is the hottest to you? X! .... am I hardcore yet? But seriously, S, because I'm conceited
Why do rappers wear diamond-encrusted gold teeth? Because the man has been oppressing their people for centuries and now they have finally found a way to rise up and reclaim what is rightfully theirs. ...you fucking racist
Why is "Light My Fire" so cliche? Because that song has always been hella bad and people love shit that sucks. ...actually I have no fucking idea what you're talking about
Do you like to have sex? I don't have a lot of sex, really. So I can't accurately say for sure. But I enjoyed it when I did
Whats your favoite position? Only ever tried missionary
Best animal ever? Alf
Does Barbie Rock your socks? Abso-fuckin-lutely
Promote us! and prove it! please!
No. Sorry, but no. Benji already promoted in the only community I have promoting privilages in, so I don't see the point. And I'm not going to promote in my journal because I haven't even been accepted yet, so why the hell should I be promoting some assholes who might reject me?
You must add a question to the application! Fine. Maybe I will.
Does there really exist such a thing as leftover crack? No. No there does not.
Pictures (minimum of one)